Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough

Any suggestions as to who might be selling this? Or who may need it? Perhaps Bruce Willis is in town and is clearing out his wardrobe?


Bullet proof vest for sale. Very heavy. Never been shot at. Must pick up as is very heavy.



I just love the idea that this guy has been wearing this vest everyday for the past year and is chuffed that he's "never been shot at". Mind you, he does live in Slateford.....