I wanna be like EU EU EU

"If the new EU Treaty doesn't need a referendum then I'm a chimpanzee"

Ok, I'm quoting myself there as noone I know actually said that but let's think about this:


The new EU Treaty is 96% similar to the old Treaty, which we were promised a referendum on.

A human is, genetically, 98% similar to chimps.


Ok, so that last point doesn't actually mean anything other than to beef up this post and add a nice tidbit of info.


But basically, Brown should stop monkeying around, having a giraffe, treating us like dodo's and give us the referendum we were promised. Otherwise he's just a big cheatah.



See you later alligator, I'm off to watch the bears beat Red Star Belgrade.