Maybe it's with Christmas fast-approaching or perhaps due to the currency/stock markets going up and down like a yoyo or it's even potentially just cos I'm a tight Scotsman but my thoughts have turned to money of late.
And then when I heard
this story that obese people cost the taxpayer £1bn a year in NHS costs it got me thinking further. Just how much of my hard-earned taxes are going on national costs that I derive minimal personal benefit from?
Health - I haven't used the health service in years. Of course I want it to be there in some manner if I am unlucky enough to pick up MS, a physical injury or even something as serious as cancer. But the creaking behemoth that is the NHS is hoovering up money as a result of a British culture that is drowning in excess alcohol, drugs, junk food, smoking and general lard-ass behaviour.
Why should the healthy people who use the NHS on an infrequent basis put up with subsidising others who seemingly have little intention of helping themselves?
We insure our cars on a 'no claims bonus' manner, perhaps we should insure our bodies in the same way.
Nuclear weapons - With a fundamental disagreement on the holding of nuclear weapons, I can only see the billions spent on them as a waste of my taxes.
£20bn is a ridiculous amount of money. Of course I respect the democratic process that led to the decision but I honestly don't know how Labour activists can complain about the SNP's £100k on a Scottish Government name change when they seem perfectly content with this expenditure.
Council Tax - I see one of
Wendy's first plans for the Labour party is to consider a full review of property prices to make Council tax more equitable. To me, this is a double waste of money. The review in the first place (didn't we just have one!) and also the manner of which council tax is paid.
Two resources that should quite rightly be used sparingly are electricity and water. Electricity is charged based on how much you use. Fair enough. Water on the other hand is charged based on the value of your house. So if there are 5 people sharing a household taking baths everyday, they'll still pay the same as the smelly guy in the street who hasn't had a shower in weeks.
Hardly fair.
Again, I believe I am getting a raw deal with regard to Council Tax. I am certainly not wasteful and I spend so much of my time outside of my flat that weeks can go by without the tap being turned on.
Meters were recently installed in New South Wales, Australia. You pay for what you use. This helped to concentrate minds in preventing water shortages and it worked to a great extent. Doing the same here may prevent a lot of hose-pipe bans. And would probably save me a lot of money at the same time.
Bureaucracy - Health and Safety Executives, burdening red tape in business/policing/health/science, meaningless committees, council pay-outs and government internal spending that borders on corruption. I could go on and on.
PPP - Costing us
£22.3bn more than it would have if we hadn't opted for credit card style financing. This is perhaps the most scandalous disrespect of a nation's taxes in the developed world that I can imagine.
Iraq War - I have never agreed with how we got there and if we hadn't been dragged into the unholy mess on George's coat tails then who knows how many lives and £££s would have been saved.
European Union - I used to be about as pro-EU as you can get. I am now wondering if the advantages of being inside the EU (and there are lots) are worth the financial disadvantages. The institution is becoming increaingly flabby and I just wonder if my Euros are ending up in a fat European's expense account rather than to assist genuinely useful directives.
After all, if the EU was value for money then Gordon Brown would drop the Tony Blair Rules** and actually let us have the promised referendum on it.
The Olympics - £9bn and counting, with
no discernible benefit to Scotland. And the Lottery charity funds raided to bail it out. Not in my name.
So, Alastair Darling, if you do happen to be reading this and are so moved as to give me a rebate, drop me an email and I'll send you my bank details. Till then, keep up the good work of pissing my money into the wind.....
** See also:
The Jane Austen Rules - where if your wee sister marries before you do then you have officially lost.
Or the George W Bush Rules where the life of one American is worth 200 times more than someone with darker skin and a funny name.