Ok, let me first say that I think Labour have picked a very good candidate in Lindsay Roy. If the SNP do win the seat, as expected, it will be in spite of the former headmaster and not because of him.
That said, I rather enjoyed this quote from Labour's man in Glenrothes:
"This notion that he (Gordon Brown) is dithering is wrong. He simply gives himself time to think things through.”
Ok, so the old lady who takes an age to get on the bus isn't dithering, she's just merely thinking things through? Or the spotty teenager hesitantly approaching a girl to ask her out isn't dithering either? Or the Prime Minister who led us a merry dance on whether there would be a snap election or not last year?
As I say, Lindsay Roy seems a cracking choice by Labour, but I still hope there's similar pearls of wisdom in the future from the good man...
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